sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

Student: I sprained my finger and can't play gym.
Teacher: okay.
Student: I have an anxiety disorder and can't do my speech in front of the class.
Teacher: Everybody gets nervous. Get up there.

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school